- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

I had an Anti-joke but i forgot it.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

speech and debate.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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