Dylan is gay

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What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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