"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

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Justin Bieber got laid

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A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

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What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

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yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Can you say the word "toy boat" 10 times fast? No

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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raisin boogers

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

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How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

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A mans opinion.

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Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

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I said I hate niiggers

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Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

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you are a åsshole :)

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Whats green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs? A girl scout that got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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