a woman leaves the kitchen.......

If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

A man walks into a bar. Later that night he comes home to an intervention and realizes he has a drinking has hurt him and his family.

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

Women's rights.

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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