Two Muffins are in a freezer. The first muffin says "Sure is cold in here." The other muffin sits there untill at a later date eaten because muffins can't talk. The first muffin later is analyzed and dysected by the United States governmant and is classified as alien because again, muffins can't talk.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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Im black

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What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

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A woman walks into a bar.

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What's worse then forced to eat frog legs? Xbox one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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