Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

Womens' Rights

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

whats worse than school? Summer school

Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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