What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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fruit salad?

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why was the black man wearing a ski mask? he was skiing.

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Like why period? Why can't mother nature just call and be like ''Wassup girl? You're not pregnant, I'll talk to you next month.''

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What do you call a dolphin that drives a Mercedes Benz? Nothing. Dolphins can't drive.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Women's sports.

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A homosexual walks into a church

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

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