- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

Penis

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

WNBA

- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Why does life suck? Because it does

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

George Bush.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

whats worse than 8 babies nailed to a tree? nothing but oca mom is going to be pissed that her kids are nailed to a tree

Romans rights.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

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