Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

If you rape a prostitute is it shop lifting?

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

Why couldn't the black man swim He never learned how.

Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

a man said hi.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Penis

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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