acualy is dolan

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Yo mamma's so fat it's a legitimate medical condition

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Q.why is there so much drama? A.it's a reality tv show.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

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What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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Random Guy: "Oh god, why was I born with so much common sense?" God: "You must be mistaken, or else you wouldn't be asking me."

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

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Bumsniffer

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What did the kid say before he died Nothing he was terminally ill

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