- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

You're so ugly you got rejected from the zoo.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Roey Jegen

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

What did the tomato say to the ketchup? Nothing both vegetables and condiments are inanimate objects, therefore cannot speak

whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

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