What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

why was 6 afraid of 7?

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Ok, I have a knock knock joke for ya.......you start.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

why did the frog cry? Because he didn't get a message

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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