what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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Q: what the apple say to the orange? A: nothing because there fruits and fruits cant talk

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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Why didn't the girl get on the school bus? It was Sunday.

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This one sucks!

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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Hey, what’s your problem? I’m a Catholic whore currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend who works in a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam. a.w. j.p.

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Why is this funny? cause it is funny

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Top Gear USA

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It got shot. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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