What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

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whats the biggest ever snake found ? i dont know i dont study snakes :O

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

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Why did the family have no Christmas tree this year? Because they are Jewish.

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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womens rights

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knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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What is chewy and tastes like gum? Chewing gum.

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Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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