Why couldn't the blonde read the road map? Because she was blindfolded and tied up in the trunk.

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

Hey, you know what sucks about being blind? You can see.

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Bra*don Che*ey is tall. Facebook me please... Im desperate

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