- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

raisin boogers

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

What is an old ginger lady's favorite type of bread? Whole wheat.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Q:What happened when the black guy walked into the bar? A:He bought a drink and quietly drank it until he was finished.

What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

What do you call love at first sight? A broken heart.

A baby elephant steps on a lego. First thought, auch, huh ?! Actually, the lego was fine with it and so was the baby elephant. Now they're married and are expecting a baby legophant.

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why was a small girl found dead in the town park? Because Sallie was a bitch and deserved to die.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

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