Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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hey guys what's up?

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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your mamas so fat her weight is 3.14 without the decimal

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Why did the little boy have a gun pointed at his head? Because he hated his life and wanted to kill himself.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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If she is old enough to bleed, she probably uses tampons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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I just can't stand sitting down!

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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