You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why did Doctor Who visit Ancient Greece? Because has a time machine and has that ability

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two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's large, green, and pissed off? The dumpster out back

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What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

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Your mama is so fat, her gravitational field varies with distance cubed!

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Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Why did the blonde have the biggest tits in 3rd grade? She's 21

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Teacher: Billy what do you want to be when you grow up? Billy: A fireman! Teacher: Tommy what do you want to be when you grow up? Tommy: 9/11

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

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What's worse than aids? Super aids.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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