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what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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