What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a whore.

I am a nigger.

A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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