Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

what do you call a dead black man? dead

Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

How did the suicide bomber die? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The Holocaust.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

my friend is gay hes gay

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. A. Knock, Knock! B. Who's There? Not Suzie.

What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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