Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the dead Catholic say to Atheist? Nothing. Dead guys can't talk!

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Why did so many white people vote for obama? They strongly believed in what he had to say, and believed he was the right person to lead our country during its troubled times.

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Why didn't the boy have any toes? - Because he did not have any legs.

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What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

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Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

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how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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