I went river dancing once. I fell in

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

im not as random as you think I- Potato

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

Drunk irish man

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

can i have a cookie no diabeto!

Fiats

what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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