Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

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Two dinosaurs go to a theme park. On the way home they contemplate that they didn't really enjoy themselves. They decide to buy some ice cream to cheer them up a bit. They are severely frustrated by the lack of fun they had for the money they paid. Then they go to sleep. I completely forgot how this joke went, but your mom's a slut.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Gay's rights

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So a Moose walks into this store, and walks up to the lady bitch, and he goes "Hey, lady bitch, where the potatoes?" So the lady bitch goes "Heheh, their in aisle 5." So the moose goes down aisle 5, and there aint no potatoes.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. V

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Leave her alone...

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Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

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A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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