Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

why are black people so good at basketball? because they all can run jump steal and shoot

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

A fifteen-year-old walks into a bar. He is told to leave by the tender because of his obvious prepubescent appearance, deeming him far from the legal age of drinking.

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A bar walks into a man... Wait...

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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