jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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How do you make a baby float? 1 can root bear 2 scoop baby

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Why wasn't the boy at his basketball game? - Because he, his twin brother, and pregnant mother all died in a fatal car accident involving a train on the way their.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The bold and unpredictable female bird escaped under the horror of the fearful fence of which enclosed the innocent chickens. As she wandered towards the nearby city of magic and dreams she approached by a large, empty road. A mysterious, shining object in the distant caught her eye. As she slowly to a shivering step towards the intereging sparkle, she was ran over by a car. EPIC FAIL LOL!!!!

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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Q) Whats wet fishy and gets caught by fishermen? A) fish.

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yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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The BCS

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Neither has Stevie Wonder

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Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Dyeing of cancer.

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Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

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Come In!

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Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What is worse then a worm in your apple? 2 worms in your apple.

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Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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