Why? Because!

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

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what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Anti-Joke Memes? That Shouldn't Be A Thing

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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Matty B

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

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whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

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violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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Your time.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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You are Nerochan right?

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they say that if you commit suicide, you have done nothing wrong. does that mean hitler did nothing wrong?

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Fine, Nero7 made sure I got to a safe place at least. My code is "Eliza", that is all, please provide me with whatever information you can regarding what happened, and while I read you are not shy of graphical detail, I ask that you keep it lightly, Nero7 meant much to me, please. -"Veronica.

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Anti Joke

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