- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three monkeys are sitting in a tree. Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? -He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? -He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? -Peer pressure.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

what dog doesnt have teeth? A horse.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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Whats worse than an offended chicken walking around with a squirrel stapled to its back? A crusty old man with hepatitis peeing on 10 babies.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

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