- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Priest and a Rabbi pass a Muslim boy sleeping on the street. The Priest remarks "What a tragedy"; the Rabbi agrees and they both open non-denominational homeless shelters in their temples.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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