- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at jumping and white people aren't? That's stereotyping people .... anyone can be good jumping as long as the practice.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Q: how many oxen does it take to row up the empire state building in half of a green canoe under the purple sun while eating a dead moose with no arms? A: Purple, because snakes have no elbows.

What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Her boyfriend used a condom left in his pants and then was washed. Making it defective and causing her her to become pregnant.

whats at the end of the rainbow? Purple

Good luck on your finals everyone!

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

The Braves win the N.L. east

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

How do you make a clown sad? You hit him in the face with axe

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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