How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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keep your eye off me if you dont look at me, how do you know i looked at you? there is a mirror

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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Land Rovers

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Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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WNBA

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why did the girl fall off her bike? Someone threw a piano at her.

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cancer

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What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

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What do two siblings have in common? They both want the other to get hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

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what do u call a black man a black man

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

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Anti Joke

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