What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

Obama: And then I said there would be a change. (hahahahahaha)

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Kendall and Nick Fredick

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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