What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

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It's only racist if you consider them people.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

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What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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whats worse than stubbing your toe? getting a vanarial disease and going insane

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

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What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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