What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

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Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump!

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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Boss: Do you know what lazy means? Employer: Yes, adopting a child.

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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