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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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Your mother is so old that she is dead.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

fack me in the ace! CC

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

womens rights

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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