What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

The answer: He is dead! (read it throughout so you cant go wrong) Question: So why cant a man in Italia marry his widows sister? Moral: Had yet to read one like this one...

Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

Yo mamma is so fat she needs a highly dangerous gastrointestinal bypass and if she dies you will wish she had made more of an effort to diet.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Silly Sally Dillydallied then lost her job to outsourcing.

Why did the man stand on one foot? Because he had one leg.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

why are you people on anti-joke? BECAUSE you have NO LIFE !

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

Roses are red Violates are blue Go to hell I hate you

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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