What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

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kknocckkck knockckkckccck hue's theeeair? TTThhe pOOOliCCee. fffor whaaa? yyouu rr arreesstedd forrr drrunkkkc dddrivvinnng! Puuut urerre frreaakkki'n hannnddss uppp!

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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