- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

Chicken

How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did Jack got late to his date? Because he was playing Call of Duty and forgot about the time.

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

POO IS LARGE WHEN IT COMES OUT OF ME

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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