- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Q:Whats worse than a worm in apple? A:The Holocaust. Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: Were both lawyers! :D Q: What happens when you throw a purple rock in to a green river? A: It splashes

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! put hand about an inch and half off the ground I mow it about every ozher week

Why was the boy praying? Because both of his parents had just been brutally murdered in front of him and he was analy defiled by the assailant and left alive to have live with the pain of seeing both of his parents be killed. He had also dropped his lollipop.

why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Money is no object. Because I don't have any.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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