Why? Because!

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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What do Molly and Sharon have in common? They both annoy me.

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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What's so good about being Swiss? Well.... The flag's a big plus

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Your time.

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One time i ate a hamberger than an hour later i sneezed but i dont think it had anything to do with the hamberger.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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MILEY CYRUS: ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME! ME: O GOD CALLED HE SAID YOUR A HOE TO

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Write your own pointless joke on http://pointless-jokes.tk

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Anti Joke

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