What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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What do you call a Nazi in an airplane? Above sea level

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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What is big, white, and hurts when it falls from the sky? A FRIDGE

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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The daring man said "here goes nothing." And nothing happened. -Tag

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Jews

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i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

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What's the difference between a duck?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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Why did the cat eat the cupcake? Cause he was hungry.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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