Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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Who spends too much time on Anti-Joke? ...

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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how do you make a orange juice. get orange juice and pour it in a cup.

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Roses are red, My watch is gold now get on your knees and do as your told

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

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