The Pope

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

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Why was the fat man removed from the restaurant? When his date didn't show up he started and crying and proceeded to stab himself with a fork

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

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monkey sponge

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When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

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Single man, interested in women. Profession: Particle Physicist. Looking for: A strong interaction with a strange, charming woman. One who will ride both up and down the roller-coaster of a relationship, that is not fussy about being top or bottom and that is not impartial to the many flavours of life. I look forward to you spinning me around; Yours Sub-atomically, Professor Quark.

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mark is mark

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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