- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Do you wanna hear a Ebola joke? You probably won't get it

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Why are Asians so smart? Because they study

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