- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess what? What? you have to guess...your mama

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A guy has cancer. He dies.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

Niki Minaj's ass

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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