- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

Yo momma so stupid that she went to get a college degree from a community college and along with her education now has a greater opportunity to earn money with that knowledge.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Womens Rights.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

Q:Why did the black man shoot the white man? A:The black man happened to be extremely good at paintball.

Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

what is long, black and looks like a curly-hair? A curly-hair

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

prepares this to get negged

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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