- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

I hate black people. Because their black.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

What did Santa do on Christmas? NOTHING HES NOT REAL!

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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This is my first attempt at making an anti-joke: That's was it.

Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

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