- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

I saw a shovel once.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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