if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

I scream You scream We all scream For dead babies

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rob Rob! I haven't seen you in ages come on in.

When does George Harrison take a shit? In the morning

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Vagina ass.

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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