Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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my namew is jd

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

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Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

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A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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